sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning
Learn how to swim Bitch
i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems
(via griffys)
please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore
(via mayakosoff)
what if elon’s wild and out-of-control behavior comes from increasingly desperate attempts to break the simulation in which he believes we live
is it mean to share the funniest dm i’ve ever gotten
it’s from a complete and total stranger who doesn’t even follow me but knows that i studied philosophy (despite that fact not appearing anywhere in my twitter bio!) and asked me to help with her philosophy homework
i can’t help thinking about this girl, who saw her logic homework and decided to search through all of twitter to find some rando to help her instead of just googling the answers, which are readily available
w y d
i’ve rewatched gossip girl a hundred times and it never gets old
where are shows like that these days
